I know it's been, like 3 months since my last journal.
So I have a lot to say. I'm going to write all crazy in honor of Madi.

SOTODAYWASTHEFIRSTDAYOFSCHOOL.

There's this kid I really hate who rides my bus, so we fought kung fu style, and I kicked him out the window. AND AFTER THAT I went to german, and our teacher is, like, really awesome.

"Think of the number 20 (Svanteg in German) like a German guy going 'OH LOOK AT TEH PWETTY SVAN!'"

I like him. Gonna be fun.

Then came Journalism. It seemed pretty boring. The teacher went on about her accomplishments for half an hour. She's like Mr. Lowe, but talking about happy thoughts rather than bad.
Then Algebra 2 (standard). It's going to be great because everyone else in the class is real stupid, so I won't feel intimidated now that Jensen isn't like "OMG THIS IS MY 39847TH A PLUS!".

"Mr. Artigas, what's a whole number?"

lol.

There was a party at Madikins. I ate too fast and got gas. Spencer went home without a shirt.

OR DID HE?

OH and when we were in Ohio, there was this old lady in a wheelchair AND she had crutches to push herself along while in the wheelchair. She seemed sad and stuff and I was like "aww poor lady", but then a car pulled up in front of her when she was trying to cross the street and she started hitting it with her crutches.

"YOU FUCKING SUM'BITCH I'M GONNA FUCKING KILL YOU BLAH BLAH BLAH".

I no longer felt sorry for her.

I love Ron White. He's the best comidian ever.

"I was driving along when my wife suddenly deiced to give me the highway delight (blow job for all you dumb people)...

I was pleasantly surprised, but the other guys in the carpool didn't like it...



They're like 'HEY WE GOTTA GET DESE KIDS TA SCEWL!"

So um....THAT'S IT BAI!